I'm Bryce, i am a 15 yr old American who loves to have fun
this is a part time selfie blog as well :) and I track the tag #thugbryce
never make a blog called obamasbigblackdick because your shitty sister will tell your parents and your parents will sign you up for counselling twice a week
if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u. first off what the fuck is wrong with u
Imma bitch, Imma cunt! Imma kick that hoe, PUNT!
The wise words of our goddess Nicki Minaj
that girl you just called fat? she sucked so much dick last night. stomach full of dick. so much cock. that boy you just laughed at for wearing glasses? got sperm in this eye. lost all his sight. loves sucking dick. got so much dick. that girl you just laughed at in the wheelchair? she fucked your man so hard. left her paralyzed. vagina broke.
Please sit on my cock
or maybe I can sit on a chair I feel like that’d be more comfortable, actually maybe a couch
asexual? no you misheard me, i’m 'eh?'sexual, i’m only attracted to canadians
- Person at school: Nobody watches "Doctor Who" or whatever. It's not even American.
- Me: *laughs so hard I choke* No, you're right. We only broke a world record.